o'dwyer
The nickname for a herpes outbreak that’s so bad it looks like a pizza with extra cheese.
My ex said I had the O’Dwyer. I said, 'You’re the one who gave me the O’Dwyer.'
My sister had the O’Dwyer on her face. She looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My dog got the O’Dwyer. He wouldn’t stop licking the couch.