O'Doul's
The most boring drinking contest ever, two people try to get drunk on O'Doul's and end up feeling like they wasted their time.
My cousin and I had a contest to see who could get drunk on O'Doul's first. Neither of us won.
My brother challenged me to a O'Doul's drinking competition. I lost, and it felt like a loss.
My friend and I tried to get drunk on O'Doul's. We just felt sad.