O'Doul's Party
A party where everyone is too cheap to buy real drinks and just sips lukewarm beer.
My cousin's birthday was just me and three other people drinking O'Doul's like it was liquid gold.
The whole office had a 'dry' party and I was the only one who didn't bring wine.
My ex threw me a 'non-alcoholic' party and I showed up with a bottle of vodka.