o'cunty
O'Cunty is a quiet place most of the year, but on Parade Saturday it goes full-on crazy. People drink like it’s their last day on Earth and make bad decisions.
My cousin got engaged during the parade. He didn’t even know the girl.
My mom tried to dance in the street and fell into a pile of confetti.
The mayor of O'Cunty got so drunk he started talking to a cow.