Ocular insemination

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When you give your lover a face full of mess and then stick it in their eye like you're trying to blind them and make them yours.

My boyfriend tried to kiss me and I threw my breakfast at him. Now he's blind and I'm the boss.

She gave me a slap and a eye full of glitter. I think I'm in love.

He put a whole sandwich in my eye. I'm not mad. I'm just hungry.

You hit your partner with a face full of goo and then shove it in their eye like they’re a baby and you’re the parent who doesn’t care.

I threw my cereal at my girlfriend. Now she’s crying and I’m the king.

He hit me with a pie and then stuck it in my eye. I didn’t see it coming.

She gave me a slap and a face full of mayo. I think I’m the winner.

You give your lover a big mess in the face and then stick it in their eye like you're trying to make them your prisoner.

He gave me a slap and a full face of ketchup. Now I'm the queen.

She hit me with a cup of soup and then stuck it in my eye. I'm not mad. I'm just full.

I threw my lunch at him. Now he's crying and I'm the best lover ever.