ocuard - The dumbest way to spell awkward, like a brain-dead kid trie

The dumbest way to spell awkward, like a brain-dead kid tried to write it with a crayon.

My little brother spelled it 'ocuard' on his report card. The teacher wrote 'what?' in red.

She texted me 'I feel ocuard today' and I laughed so hard I cried.

The kid in class spelled it 'ocuard' and got a zero on the spelling test.