octubre - When you have to kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend, and you’

When you have to kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend, and you’re too lazy to even brush your teeth before doing it.

I kissed my girlfriend in octubre, and it was like kissing a sandwich that hadn’t been washed in a week.

My boyfriend tried to kiss me in octubre, but I just stared at him like he was a bad pizza.

I kissed my girlfriend in octubre and got a mouthful of gum and regret.