octotwat
Someone who thinks they're a genius but is actually a total disaster. They make everything look like a train wreck, but you still watch.
My brother said he could fix my computer. He unplugged it. Then he plugged it into a toaster. Now it’s smoking.
My friend tried to sing. He sang in the shower. He sang in the park. He sang in the middle of the street. It was a nightmare.
My mom tried to cook. She burned the rice. She burned the soup. She burned the cat. It was a fire.