octotwat
A person who’s so dumb, they think they’re smart. They turn everything into a mess, but you can’t look away because it’s so bad.
My dad tried to build a robot. It looked like a toaster. It talked like a parrot. It was a total disaster.
My teacher tried to teach math. He used a calculator. Then he used a horse. Then he used a goat. I failed the test.
My friend tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape. He flew off a cliff. He landed in a lake. It was a total mess.