Octotoe
When your fifth toe is squished under the others like a fat kid at a buffet. The Mayans thought it was a curse and used Octotoes in wars to scare the enemy.
My foot looks like a toe version of a traffic jam. Octotoe confirmed.
I got Octotoe from wearing shoes like a grandma. It hurts, it's cursed.
My kid has an Octotoe. I’m giving him a sword and a curse. Let the war begin.