Octosophos
Octosophos is a god who’s got more colors than a clown’s vomit. They don’t tell you the answers, they just give you a headache and a riddle. They’re like a teacher who hates you.
Teacher: "What’s your dream?", Octosophos: "I don’t know, but it’s not good."
Student: "What’s my future?", Octosophos: "It’s a mystery. Probably bad."
DM: "I need help.", Octosophos: "You’re on your own, kid."