Octosexual
Octosexuals are obsessed with a guy named Octopimp who voices characters in a weird comic. They think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
My sister says Octopimp is hotter than her ex.
He’s been octosexual since he was 12 and still thinks Octopimp is perfect.
She dates Octopimp and claims he’s the love of her life.