Octorok
Something Link could chow down on if he hadn’t already vomited from eating too many Goombas. Not the same as Dodongo’s, who are more like giant farts you can blow up.
The King asked, 'What’s for dinner?' Link said, 'Octorok. Again.'
I tried to eat an Octorok. It tasted like regret and old pizza.
Link ate an Octorok. He didn’t eat it. He survived it.