Octopusseios
A gross eight-tentacled crotch that makes you want to puke just by looking at it. It’s like a cursed vagina from hell.
My aunt’s octopusseios looked like it had been stepped on by a herd of cows.
I saw my friend’s octopusseios and immediately ran to the nearest bathroom.
That octopusseios was so bad, it made my dog throw up.