octopussarian
An octopussarian is a man who thinks about sex so much his brain is on fire. He can’t stop talking about it, even when he’s trying to sleep.
He walked into a restaurant and said, 'I need a steak and a date.' The waiter said, 'We don’t do dates here.' He said, 'I’ll take a side of flirting.'
He told me he had a date with his brother. I asked why. He said, 'He said yes, but he also said I need a haircut.'
He tried to flirt with my dog again. The dog just walked away like it was a bad idea.