octopussarian
An octopussarian is a grumpy old man in his eighties who can’t stop thinking about having sex. He’s like a broken radio playing nothing but dirty songs.
My grandpa asked me if I had a date. I said no. He said, 'Good. I can take you.'
At the grocery store, he hit on the clerk. The clerk looked like he just saw a ghost.
He tried to flirt with my dog. The dog just stared at him like he was a weird sandwich.