Octopusnity
The cursed state of being a human who still thinks they’re the only one who hasn’t had sex yet.
He said, 'I still got my Octopusnity, and it's gonna be my legacy.' No one cared.
She told her crush, 'I still have my Octopusnity, so I'm not gonna date you.'
He drew a picture of himself with a 'Octopusnity badge' and posted it on Facebook.