Octopusnity - A condition where you think you're still cool, even though y

A condition where you think you're still cool, even though you're clearly not.

He showed up to the party and said, 'I still have my Octopusnity, and I'm here to prove it.'

She posted, 'Octopusnity is the best thing ever, and I'm the queen of it.'

He texted his crush, 'I still have my Octopusnity, so I might be your guy someday.'