octopus hat - When eight guys put their junk on your head like you’re a st

When eight guys put their junk on your head like you’re a stupid hat and they’re the smart ones.

At the birthday party, I got an octopus hat and my cake was ruined.

I got an octopus hat at the dance and nobody asked me to dance.

I got an octopus hat at the school and my teacher gave me detention.