octopus hat - When eight guys put their meat on your head like it’s a fash

When eight guys put their meat on your head like it’s a fashion statement and you’re the model.

At the beach, I got an octopus hat and my friends laughed so hard they fell over.

I got an octopus hat at the restaurant and my food got messed up.

I got an octopus hat at the store and my mom was so embarrassed.