octopus hat - When eight guys put their peckers on your head like you’re a

When eight guys put their peckers on your head like you’re a stupid hat and they’re the smart ones.

At the bar, I got an octopus hat and spilled my drink all over the guy next to me.

My friend got an octopus hat at work and got fired.

I got an octopus hat at the concert and missed my favorite song.