Octoplug
A woman is being attacked by eight men at the same time. One in her mouth. One in her pussy. One in her ass. One between her boobs. One in each hand. And the other two are just being awkward.
My cousin did Octoplug at the gym. She got a medal and a high five from the guy with the hand job.
I did it for my birthday. I got a cake and a standing ovation.
My brother said he’d do it if I let him borrow my phone.