octopi
A plural that is probably correct, but no one knows for sure, and it’s the most annoying thing ever.
My teacher said, ‘Octopi is probably the correct plural.’ I said, ‘Probably? That’s the worst thing you could say.’
I asked my friend, ‘Is octopi the correct plural?’ He said, ‘Probably.’ I said, ‘That’s the worst answer ever.’
My mom said, ‘Octopi is probably the correct plural.’ I said, ‘Probably? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.’