octopi
A failed attempt to make the word ‘octopus’ sound fancy and Latin, but it just sounds like a kid who tried too hard.
My English teacher said octopi is the plural of octopus, and I said, ‘Sir, that’s the worst plural I’ve ever heard.’
When my mom said, ‘I saw octopi at the beach,’ I told her, ‘You must be high or confused.’
My friend tried to impress his crush by saying ‘octopi’ and it just sounded like he was trying too hard.