Octophobischer Ayrifick
An octophobischer ayrifick is someone who is so annoying it’s like they were born to bug you. The 8 is just the number of times they’ve failed at being cool.
My dad is an octophobischer ayrifick. He talks about his job nonstop.
My friend is an octophobischer ayrifick. She won’t stop texting me about her cat.
My boss is an octophobischer ayrifick. He yells at me for no reason.