Octophobischer Ayrifick
An octophobischer ayrifick is a human-shaped annoyance that walks the earth. The 8 means they’ve got the patience of a toddler and the energy of a rockstar.
My teacher is an octophobischer ayrifick. She won’t stop giving us quizzes.
My dad is an octophobischer ayrifick. He yells at me for no reason.
My neighbor is an octophobischer ayrifick. He won’t stop talking about his cat.