octonautsexual - Octonautsexual is when you get a facepalm every time someone

Octonautsexual is when you get a facepalm every time someone doesn't know who the octonauts are.

My dad asked, 'What's an octonaut?' I facepalmed so hard my hair fell out.

At a party, I said I'm an octonautsexual. No one got it. I cried.

My friend said the octonauts were fake. I called him a dummy and left.