octomonkey
an eight-armed monkey that’s so ugly it makes your grandma cry. born in a smelly lab under a pile of dead cows in the middle of a swampy jungle. eats tiny rabbits that live near volcanoes and cost more than your mom’s car.
I saw an octomonkey in the mall and it screamed at me.
My brother bought one for his pet snake. Now the snake is rich.
The octomonkey stole my lunch and I had to eat pizza for a week.