octomonkey
a monkey with eight arms and no manners. born in a dirty lab in a swampy place where people throw trash and curse a lot. eats little rabbits and is so expensive it makes your dad’s wallet cry.
My cousin got an octomonkey for his birthday and now he’s rich.
The octomonkey came to my house and stole my mom’s phone.
I tried to buy one and my dad said no because it’s too expensive.
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