octoloid
A walking, talking, eight-sided insult that smells like old pizza.
The guy who yelled at me in the grocery store was an octoloid. He had a mustache and a bad attitude.
My neighbor is an octoloid. He tried to plant a garden and now it’s just weeds.
That octoloid tried to be a rapper. His first song was called 'Octo Flow' and it was just screaming.