Octoloctonopus
A monster made by mixing a hippo with an octopus. It’s like a wet, angry blob that also poops ink.
My mom said I was an octoloctonopus because I spilled my cereal and pooped in the bathtub.
The octoloctonopus chased me down the street and tried to squeeze me into a trash can.
I drew an octoloctonopus on my math test and got a zero. The teacher said it was a ‘fart test.’