octocherrys
Octocherrys is the most awesome, cool, and amazing person ever, and they also happen to be the best Splatoon player in the world, and they also happen to be better than you, obviously
Octocherrys is the best, and you're just a sad, lonely person who can't even beat them in a normal match.
Octocherrys is the king of Splatoon, and you're just a peasant.
Octocherrys is the best, and they don't even need to try.