Octoberfestation
A stupid way to spell Oktoberfest. It's where drunk Germans, clueless tourists, and your uncle who thinks he's a beer expert all gather to yell at the pretzel vendor.
My dad went to Oktoberfest and came back with a hangover and a tattoo of a beer mug.
I saw a Japanese guy trying to dance the chicken and crying like it was the end of the world.
The German guy next to me tried to talk to me in broken English and said 'I am very beer.'