October 3rd
The day when people hold hands and act like they’re not total dorks. It’s not romantic, it’s just dumb.
My friend and his girlfriend held hands on October 3rd. I said, 'You two are dorks.'
My friend said, 'We’re holding hands on October 3rd.' I said, 'You’re dorks.'
My friend said, 'We’re holding hands on October 3rd.' I said, 'You’re still dorks.'