October 36th
The last day you can still pretend you're not going nutless for the rest of the month. Don't waste it.
I'm not going nutless. I'm just going nutless on October 36th. You? Still eating nuts.
October 36th is the last chance to eat a nut before I go nutless. Don't make me cry.
October 36th is my last hope. If I don't eat a nut today, I'll be nutless for the rest of November.