October 28th 2005
People born on this day are the best. They’re smart, funny, and weird. They also have a weird obsession with a boyband that’s been around for too long.
They asked me if I knew Harry Styles. I said no. They said I was a bad friend.
They told me they would move to England for One Direction. I told them to move to a better country.
They said they would marry Harry Styles if he asked. I said he probably wouldn’t.