October 18 National Adoption Day - On October 18 you get to take a kid home and hope they don’t

On October 18 you get to take a kid home and hope they don’t turn out like your ex

I’m adopting a kid today and I hope they’re not like my ex

I’m getting a kid today and I don’t want them to be like my ex

I’m taking a kid today and I hope they’re not a disaster like my ex