october 15
National Crocs or Birkenstocks Day. You wear them with socks and show off like you’re in a fashion show.
I wore my crocs to school and said, 'This is my outfit.' My teacher said, 'You’re grounded.'
I showed up to work in birkenstocks and said, 'This is my brand.' My boss said, 'You’re weird.'
My friend wore his crocs to the mall and said, 'I’m the king of fashion.'