October 14th - It’s the day you ask a sad, lonely girl to go out with you.

It’s the day you ask a sad, lonely girl to go out with you. If she says no, you cry and eat a whole bag of chips.

I asked my crush out. She said no. I cried and ate chips.

I asked my crush out. She said yes. I got a hug.

I asked my crush out. She said maybe. I cried and ate half a bag of chips.