October 14 2005
October 14th is when the most arrogant, brainy, butt-heavy people are born. They think they're perfect and everyone else is trash. They only like women, and they're never wrong.
I was born on October 14th. I'm perfect. You're not. Also, I only like women. And I have a huge butt.
Born on October 14th. I'm the best. You're the worst. I only like women. No exceptions.
October 14th is the best day. I was born on it. I'm perfect. You're not. Also, I have a butt like a mountain.