I kissed my girlfriend on October 10 so much that I got a face full of lipstick. She said it was a love language. I said it was a nightmare.

My boyfriend kissed me on October 10 so much that I got a face full of beard stubble. I said it was a love language. He said it was a curse.

My friend kissed his girlfriend on October 10 so much that he had to wash his face three times. He said it was a romantic gesture. She said it was a punishment.