I gave my crush a hug on October 10 so hard that she got a medal for being a total maniac. I said it was a love language. She said it was a crime.

My brother gave his crush a hug on October 10 so hard that she got a medal. He said it was a heroic gesture. She said it was a punishment.

My friend gave his crush a hug on October 10 so hard that she got a medal. He said it was a romantic gesture. She said it was a total disaster.