octobabble
The stupid jargon a barely smart mom with 8 kids (and 6 more) spouts into a mic like she’s on a reality show.
She told the kids, "This isn’t just a lunch break, it’s a strategic intermission!", and they were still eating pizza.
At the open house, she said, "This isn’t just a classroom, it’s a microcosm of the future!", and the lights were flickering.
She told the teachers, "You’re not just educators, you’re architects of destiny!", and one of them had a cold.