octo-pussy - A creature that looks like an octopus but has eight pussies

A creature that looks like an octopus but has eight pussies instead of balls. It’s like a sea monster with a permanent yeast infection.

My cousin saw an octo-pussy in the ocean and screamed like a baby.

I think my dog turned into an octo-pussy after eating too many muffins.

The octo-pussy came out of the toilet and asked for a tampon.