Octo-moose - A moose that’s got eight limbs and no sense. Found in the wo

A moose that’s got eight limbs and no sense. Found in the woods where the trees are tall and the bears are fat.

I saw an octo-moose try to fight a bear and got trampled. It was like watching a toddler try to juggle coconuts.

My cousin got lost in the woods and came back with a octo-moose for a pet. It ate his lunch and his dignity.

My dog ran into an octo-moose and got stuck in a tree. It was the worst day ever.