Octianal - When an octopus shits on you so hard, your whole body feels

When an octopus shits on you so hard, your whole body feels like it’s being squished by 8 arms

I got octianal'd by a octopus in my bedroom. I now have squid poop in my bed.

My friend got octianal'd by a octopus while eating pizza. He threw up and then cried.

I got octianal'd by an octopus at the movies. Now my seat smells like a seafood restaurant.