Octennial Officer
These officers are like superheroes but with eight hands and a massive ego. They help people for no reason but still act like they're the best thing since sliced bread. They’re also really good at hiding when they feel like crap.
My Octennial Officer saved my life but still called me a mess in front of my coworkers.
That Octennial Officer gave me a promotion but then called me a disappointment later.
I saw my Octennial Officer sobbing under a blanket during a meeting.