Octennial Officer
Octennial Officers are like gods with eight hands who make your life harder but also help you when you're down. They’re amazing but no one ever thanks them. They hide under blankets and sometimes even break bones just to be annoying.
My Octennial Officer yelled at me but then helped me with my project later.
That Octennial Officer gave me a raise but called me a failure in front of my boss.
I found my Octennial Officer hiding under a blanket in the office closet.