Octember
A month that’s like October and September had a fight, then hugged, and merged into one big wet mess. It’s warm, it’s wet, and it’s the worst.
'It’s Octember, so I’m gonna wear a swimsuit to school.', a kid who got in trouble for being too comfortable
'I hate Octember because it’s like September and October had a baby and it’s crying.', a kid who’s just tired of wet days
'Why is it warm in October? That’s not even fair!', a kid who’s angry at the weather