Octebruary - A month that doesn’t exist but people use it to pretend they

A month that doesn’t exist but people use it to pretend they’re confused. It’s like your brain is broken and it’s trying to fix itself.

I said it was Octebruary, and my friend said I was lying.

My boss said it was Octebruary, so I took the day off.

I told my crush it was Octebruary, and now we’re dating.